Frequently Asked Questions

Please reach us at victoriainlove42@gmail.com if you cannot find an answer to your question.

Do you take Commissions?

Yes. Occasionally. If I like you and think the project is fun. Commissions start at $100 and increase based on factors like size, complexity, time, and if you want full reproduction/licensing rights on top of the original (which is included in the cost of a finished commission).

Yes, I do business logo commissions. Same rules apply.

My favorite commissions are for poetry or mini-fairytales. They are $30 standard and come on a nice card all ready to give as a gift. Love poetry is a classic- if it's directed towards an inanimate object that makes me laugh hard enough to make my husband jealous, I'll throw in some surprise bonus items :)

Do you really write/draw all of this?

No. I keep a sweet little old gnome in the closet and feed it honey, spicy sushi and dewdrop liquor until it bursts in to singing poems and stories while dancing designs from it's nimble rainbow toes.

Can I share/post your work?

Absolutely!- As long as I get credit and it's not used for any reproduction/commercial purposes.

Can I get a tattoo of your work?

?!??!??!??! That is seriously the biggest compliment I can possibly imagine and you're making me cry already! Like, no really, you want to put my words or art on your body permanently? yes, yes, thank you and so many hugs. Please send me a photo of your new tattoo and I will hug it and treasure it forever. I'm already building you a shrine of gratitude......

What Forms of Payment do you Accept?

Classic:

- Credit/Square

-Paypal

-Venmo (apparently?)

Alternatives:

-Giant Angora Rabbits, white is preferable, any color accepted

-Golden Mini- Rex Rabbits

-Quail : Alive, butchered, or fertilized eggs

-Honey, beeswax, royal jelly/pollen

-Crypto

-Jewelry- like any good fairy, I'm allergic to anything except real gold/silver (seriously)

-Gold coins or bullion, Pirate doubloons, Widow's mites, Roman coins, wheat pennies, buffalo

nickels, $2 bills and other collectables

-Gift cards to:

Target, Giant Eagle, Barnes & Noble, Micheal's/Craft stores, Red Lobster, Sephora,

Starbucks, Lowe's/Home Depot (Hubby's Request), or a classic Visa gift card

- Italian truffles- the Chocolate or Fungal kind, both are amazing :D

-Caviar- the real kind

- high- quality dark chocolate ( Toney's Chocoloney, Justin's cashew butter bars, Lindt, etc)

-changeable date/ transferable tickets for train/plane

-concert tickets, preferably ballet or theater

-pearls, diamonds, opals, etc

-orchids

-rose or other flower cuttings for planting

-Lego's Van Gogh or Flower bouquet collection

- fairy wings

* I am always open to trade with other artists/artisans for- art, pottery, clothing, furniture, etc- but please contact me directly first, so I can see your portfolio. I will also need to check with Hubby, make sure we have a need for/space for/shared taste for products. Thank you!!*

Send alternative payments to:

P.O. Box (coming soon)

Please allow additional time for product to arrive if using alternative payment, so we have a chance to ascertain accurate value for fair exchange. I also reserve the right to REFUSE an alternative payment if it is- offensive/explicit/unethical/stolen/inadequate value/illegal/or other necessary reasons. Cost of shipping alternative payments is your responsibility. If it's a good payment though, we will do our best to provide extra product in turn :D

* I DO NOT ACCEPT small children as payment, that's the witch at the other end of the woods. Nor do I accept souls, I'm an artist, not the devil, no matter what Westboro Baptist church says*

Do you REally accept all those Alternative payments?

YES!!!! Because:

1.) I can

2.) It's funny

3.) I'm genuinely curious how many of them people will actually send me. And yes, I'll definitely be keeping track and posting :D

Victoria Rose Writes

Cottagecore Flowers & Fairytales

Frequently Asked Questions